Looking Back-Love, Carter

The "ninja's" Alex talked about are not your traditional ninjas. The more correct name for them would Wanna-be Ninja 's. They wear black bathrobes with spaghetti stains all over. They yell words they're trying to make sound Chinese, but we all know it's gibberish. If they were not so flipping good at each kind of martial art, my stomache would ache from laughing too hard at them "ninjas."

I know we've been getting captured quite a bit, but my sisters and I have forgotten to tell you what has happened between our numerous captivations. Here's a list. I know we do that a lot, too, but it's hard to get creative juices flowing while trying not to die.

• We saw Simon Cowell through the window of a book store. Kailey wanted to ask him if she could automatically be placed in the finale of American Idol, but we soon told her that he no longer judges for that show anymore. Then, she sat quietly wishing she'd seen Randy Jackson instead.
• Rikki finds a twenty dollar bill on the sidewalk.
• All of us sisters got free manicures from Walmart because we won a contest. Hailey calculated the exact amount of cotton balls in a bucket.
• Bailey stepped in a six inch tall pile of dog poopy-doops.
• I bought a whoopie-cusion to add a bit of comic relief to our adventure.
• I accidentally made Hailey cry. All I did was put a whoopie-cusion under her bum right before she sat down. Then, she said it reminded her of our deceased dog, Toodles. Fun Fact: Not longer after we named Toodles, we gave him the nickname of 'Toot'les...for obvious reasons.
• Alex changed her name to Shaniqua for about twelve minutes. She claimed her life needed for pizazz, so she needed to change her name.
• Kailey lost her bear jerkey. She didn't really care at all.
• Rikki had to go to the restroom terribly bad, but there were no restrooms for quite a ways in the forest.
• I carved the word "Toliet" onto a newly fertilized tree.
• We played on a playground for about two hours. Nothing eventful there...good times.
• We reach our two month anniversary of our escape from M.O.N. and Nanny McFiggins.

That was two days ago. Now, my sisters and our heading to an unknown destination in  the back of a lightning bolt yellow pick-up truck. Way to not draw attention to yourselves, Ninja Wann-be's.

I have to go now, Alex is spazzing out again!
                                                                            Your Conspicuous Truck Passenger,
                                                                                                                                      Carter