I do not trust this guy. Antonio seems rather suspicious. I mean, who seriously is out reading the newspaper in front of a closed coffee shop at 5 A.M. Antonio, that's who. And I am not so sure that it's a coincidence we found our parent's best friend...or should I say "best friend." I believe he's a henchman of M.O.N. That's the name of Nanny McFiggins's boss. At first we thought she was trying to be funny and act like she had a Jamaican accent, but then he told her he hated that nickname. He said he wanted to be called by his full name, Murderer of the Night. (scary music turns on...)
Duh,
Duh,
Duuuhhh.
Please help. I know where we are going. He made me do this...act like we're fine. We're locked up!
Personally, I think it's a bit too much. People these days. They just can't come up with good nicknames anymore. Back on track, more stuff about Antonio. He keeps forgeting stuff about our parents, even their names once. I know he's old, but, at most, he's 55. I'm afraid he's going to take us to some abandoned warehouse and keep me and my sistas there until my parents give M.O.N. and his crazy villain team what they want. Something about money and information. Speaking of which, he asked us if we knew anything about a project our parents have been working on. We all said no, of course. I was right about Nanny McFiggins, but we'll just have to wait and see what kind of person Antonio is. We're almost to wherever we're going, so you'll find out in our next post...if we post again.
They are counting down!
Your Much Too Observant Friend,
Carter
PS: Read between the lines. Please!
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