Funeral...Love, Carter

To start off, I would like to say that the dates on this blog are not correct. Time has certainly passed since Alex posted. Trust me, a lot has happened. A lot.
Today, a funeral took place. Today is the most melancholy day of my life. Today, I watched my silent parents sink into silent ground in a silent auburn casket. Everyone was silent. Even the trees, even the wind, even the bees...and those guys are usually quite busy. But, today, silence.
I'm sorry for being depressing. I usually am intensely upbeat, sometimes it even annoys people. However, it's difficult to feel happy when my two favorite people just died. I didn't even get to see them again since 5 days ago, on Friday night when they were going out to some Mexican restaurant. There wasn't a viewing. I have no idea why, but our new guardian wouldn't allow it. Her name is Nanny McFiggins. She claims to be our Great Aunt. I am a tad bit afraid of her, and I find her quite intimidating. Her smile fu-reaks me out...I can tell it's not real. Everything about her is suspicious. Her eagerness to take us in, her spazzy eyes, her need to stay out of the spotlight, and, most of all, the way she looks at my sisters and me. Oh well, now I have to live with the lady. Dang-to the-it. Everyone says I'm being too skeptical and harsh. I say I'm being observant. I hear she has a nice house, though...
                                                       Love,
                                                                Carter
PS: We'll post a picture of us soon. This will be one of the few times you see us. Our parents told us not to post many pictures.